When trying to pick up women, so many guys use pick up lines that they hope will convince her to go home with them. It’s a valiant effort, but the results may not be all cracked up to what you’d hoped they would be.
It may seem like a good idea at the time. But you have to really think about what you’re trying to do. And really think about some of the pickup lines that you’re using to figure out how to get girls.
With that said, let’s now take a look at some of the pickup lines that guys typically tend to use. You tell me if they work.
Cheesy Pickup Lines
Here’s one of my all-time favorites…
“Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!”
Now I don’t know about you, but if I were a woman I’d laugh in your face and get as far away from you as humanly possible. Only an idiot would use this line to try and pick up a girl and think it’s actually going to work.
But we’re just barely scratching the surface. Here’s another…
“Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long!”
Now come on guys! That is hilarious but it’s never going to convince a girl to take you seriously. She’s going to think you’re a chauvinist slob and want nothing to do with you. I wouldn’t touch that line with a 10 foot pole!
Next up on the agenda…
“Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.”
Really? Do you honestly think that any self-respecting girl is going to fall for this pickup line? Come on guys! Stop wasting your time and come up with something better than that. Although it is pretty damn funny!
“You know how they say skin is the largest organ. Not in my case.”
Again, really? Are you serious? Your friends may laugh their asses off when they hear you use this pickup line on a girl. But it’s not going to help you take her home that night. As a matter of fact, it’s going to seriously hurt your chances.
“Do you work for UPS? I could’ve sworn I saw you checking out my package.”
You’ll win awards for creativity. No question about it. But you’ll never pick up a girl using any of these lines. So stay far away when picking up women.
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